Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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