Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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