U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
This is not my ceiling
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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