A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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