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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.

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(706): View more from Georgia

This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.

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(518): View more from New York

Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?

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(714): View more from California

Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain

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