After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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