that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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