Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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