Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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