Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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