Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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