i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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