real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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