Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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