Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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