yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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