that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
only if we run a train.
done.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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