i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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