omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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