ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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