Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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