But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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