absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We are two peas in an std pod
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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