So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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