The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
do herpes really smell.
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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