how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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