He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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