I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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