why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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