Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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