I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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