quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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