Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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