Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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