You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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