you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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