Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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