I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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