Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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