honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You pole danced in your parka.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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