The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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