They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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