Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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