Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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