He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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