carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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