quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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