in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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