whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
His nipple licking is glorious
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