he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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