is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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