Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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