I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
