why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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